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claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via immortalhdildo)


  • Me: I AM NOT OK
  • Friend: sighs
  • Friend: which anime?


k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

(via suicide-my-love)


mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

image

(via crytosh)


levi-in-wonderland:

#1 rule of the snk fandom:Always reblog pole-dancing heichou!

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via queenodoherty)


bagelalter:

is that jordan and aleks